- HYE have you ever?
- FMK fuck marry kill
- KHC kiss hug cuddle
- NML a night, a month or for life?
- AMA ask me anything
- HON hot or not?
- WWY well would you?
- WYR would you rather?
- TOD truth or dare?
- SMW ship me with?
- TOT this or that?
- WIS who I ship? (with myself, or with others — specify)or anything else hilariously entertaining you can think of!
Here’s that dinosaur that I drew aggressively the other day! I forget the scientific name but it is the North American version of the velociraptor
none pizza with left beef
It should be a rule of Tumblr to always reblog none pizza with left beef
ive missed you
#THIS IS MY FAVORITE FUCKING THING JUST THE BEEF#YOU COULD TELL THE POOR CHEF WAS JUST FUCKING#DISGUSTED#WHAT THE FUCK IS THIS#WHAT THE F U C K IS THIS#WHO THE FUCK ORDERS A#A /NONE/ PIZZA?? JUST BEEF ON THE LEFT???#FUCK IT#F U CK IT#JUST COOK THE FUCKING DOUGH#HERE LET ME THROW THIS FUCKING HANDFUL OF OBLONG BEEF CHUNKS AT YOUR NONE FUCKING PIZZA#FUCK YOU#FUCK YOU AND ALL YOU STAND FOR#LEFT FUCKING BEEF (via askscientistcarlos)
It’s 2014 and I have to get a drivers license?!!!? Where is the technology which allows small dinosaurs to be my main means of transportation??!!?!